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Monday, August 07, 2006

10 Bush Quotes of Stupidity

This is for paying almost $3 at the pump today!

President George W. Bush Quotes of Stupidity

1) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

2) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

5) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

6) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

7) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

8) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

9) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

10) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Also - George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

Now, would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?

5 Comments:

Blogger Causal said...

Impeach Bush yourself! No Joke.
This is much more than just a petition.

There's a little known and rarely used clause of the "Jefferson Manual" in the rules for the House of Representatives which sets forth the various ways in which a president can be impeached. Only the House Judiciary Committee puts together the Articles of Impeachment, but before that happens, someone has to initiate the process.

That's where we come in. In addition to the State-by-State method, one of the ways to get impeachment going is for individual citizens like you and me to submit a memorial. ImpeachforPeace.org has created a new memorial based on one which was successful in impeaching a federal official in the past. You can find it on their website as a PDF.

You can initiate the impeachment process yourself by downloading the memorial, filling in the relevant information in the blanks (your name, state, etc.), and sending it in.

http://ImpeachForPeace.org/ImpeachNow.html

More information on the precedent for submitting an impeachment
memorial, and the House Rules on this procedure, can also be found at
the above address.

If you have any doubts that Bush has committed crimes warranting
impeachment, read this page: http://ImpeachForPeace.org/evidence/

If you're concerned that impeachment might not be the best strategy
at this point, read the bottom of this page: http://ImpeachForPeace.org

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
Bush, June 18, 2002

"War is Peace."
Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984

3:57 PM

 
Blogger Kelly said...

God, he's such an embarrassment.

4:33 PM

 
Blogger Claire said...

I would Trin - and I find the man as unappealing as is humanly possible. But for the benefit of all the American people (and Canadians, too...he has an enormous influence on our country and he's generally loathed north of the 49th) I would do it.

Just give me a few more weeks of boxing so that when it gets out, Laura can't come kick my ass.

6:34 PM

 
Blogger Trinity2 said...

Yes, I knew I would stike a nerve, here, but wanted to shake things up on a Monday!
Thanks for the info, Casual.
Yes, I agree, Kelly.
Claire - you are making the true sacrifice for all mankind (and womankind) as well as united states citizens -you should be commended! You will always be my favorite Canadian!

8:36 PM

 
Blogger Maggie said...

Ouch! That was just painful to read. Although I just laughed my ass off at the mental image of "human being and fish".

9:23 AM

 

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