10 Bush Quotes of Stupidity

This is for paying almost $3 at the pump today!

President George W. Bush Quotes of Stupidity

1) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

2) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

5) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

6) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

7) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

8) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

9) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

10) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Also - George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

Now, would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?