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Monday, June 25, 2007

Pride Survival

10 rules to make it a successful PRIDE weekend:

1. Make sure you buy PLENTY of beer for the weekend especially, if your state is like Georgia and doesn't sell beer on Sunday.

2. Buy ice waaaay away from the event - that way they will be sure to have it.

3. Try to have a significant other who lives close to the parade route and park they are holding it so you can just park at their house all weekend.

4. Bring plenty of snacks to the park and don't relay on the corndogs they sell there because diaharia in a porta-let is - well - the shits!

5. Make sure the wheels on your cooler are in proper working order prior to trying to dragging it 2.1 miles to the park.

6. Wear cool clothing - both temperature-wise and looks-wise. A sports bra and -well - anything, is not cool.

7. No matter how hard it is to park don't park in front of your ex's house.

8. If you hear someone say "Hey you!" just keep going and act like you're deaf - it's probably your ex or someone you DO NOT want to see.

9. Beer and icecream sandwichs do not go together- see # 4 again.

10. Wear plenty of sunblock because if you show up for work on Monday they'll never believe you were just at a baseball game all weekend (- especially, if there were NIGHT games all weekend)

5 Comments:

Blogger SassyFemme said...

#8 - If they're saying, "Hey You," they probably can't remember your name, which is not a good thing.

As for #4, shouldn't that have been #2? ;)

6:06 PM

 
Blogger afuntanilla said...

who had on sports bra?

9:49 PM

 
Blogger Trinity2 said...

Sassy - I hear ya!
Afunt - what do you mean "who?" Everyone who shouldn't have had on one had it on!

7:01 PM

 
Blogger storm indigo said...

t2,
I fell for the 'hey you' and was so very sorry I did...great advice just too late for me.

3:18 PM

 
Blogger Sarah said...

Can I add one?

#11. Don't go to Publix for beer and bread, otherwise you'll have "YMCA" stuck in your head for the rest of the day :)

2:08 PM

 

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