Secret Trailer Traits

I know we have talked about the things we love, hate and gets on our nerves but we haven’t talked about what those secret little “Trailer” things are that we like. Hey, even if you’re wearing a watch in the four figures and shop at Dolce & Gabbana I’m betting you still have a few little secretive things that you either do or like that’s just a little bit trailer. So, common – let’s have ‘em!

Here’s my top 10 (yes, and I do know how to count higher than 10!)

1. I like to eat cheese whiz out of the spray can (usually, when I am camping – when you camp all trailer bets are off!)

2. I will sometimes be caught in public with my red sox hat turned backwards with cargo (r.d.) shorts on – looking like a real 20 something redneck dyke.

3. Sometimes when I get really drunk I like to smoke cigarettes (Claire) – MUCH to Gf’s chagrin. (I am usually in the doghouse for weeks if she catches me at this)

4. Blaring AC/DC (usually Highway to Hell) on the Alpine system in the Explorer with the windows down.

5. Drink PBR beer out of the can – especially when I go to sleazy

6. Strip bar

7. I like to put koozies on my beer cans/bottles when I drink them. (afuntanilla knows this ;)

8. I have a chain wallet that I like to wear when I want to feel really tough (or really alarm Gf)

9. I have just a few motorcycle t-shirts in my wardrobe that have flames and skeletons on them.

10. I still count on my fingers. (To 10!)


Some of Gf’s are:

1. She likes to watch Extreme Fighting while she eats

2. Pimento cheese out of the plastic container on Doritos with Tabasco sauce

3. She has this Green Bay Packers sock hat that I cannot get her out of in the winter when they are playing

4. Her car is always dirty

5. Old t-shirts with the sleeves ripped off that she wears to the gym

I can only think of 5 for her. What are yours?